Boy: let’s get naked
Me: which palette?
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Love this.
This literally takes so much strength and courage. Props to this phenomenal woman
Grown Woman Buys Two More Lipsticks, Still Feels the Dull Ache of Inadequacy
LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady!
When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea
To this day, I’m 100% the woman
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background


